Toddler Haikus

I got this from one of the message boards I frequent, and decided to write my own.

Toss puffs all around
No food on my tray please mom!
Tastes best off the floor.

Want mama to play?
Let's play pass...oh forget it
You just run away.

Mom is wondering
About a toddler's food groups--
Bugs, puffs, dirt, ba-ba.

You're covered in poop,
Stop trying to scratch your butt!
Poop isn't a toy.